🎶 The Most Blunderful Time of the Year 🍻
Ode to Holiday Season Drunk Drivers
For your filking singalong pleasure:
It's the most wonderful time of the year
(muttered: but not over here.)
When you got in that car
And you sent me ajar
With your “just one more beer”
It’s the most blunderful time of the year!
It's the hap-hap-hap-crappiest season of all
There'll be way too much drinking
And hearts will be sinking
When everyone’s near
It's the most blunderful time of the year!
There’s your uncle who’s boasting
A hottie who’s ghosting
And Granny fell down in the snow
Can’t escape your ghost stories
And all your work worries and
And who you were long, long ago
It's the most blunderful time of the year
(especially for that person you rammed on the freeway)
With my TBI meetings
And oh-too-loud greetings like, “Be of good cheer”
It's the most blunderful time of the year!
It's the hap-hap-hap-crappiest season of allllllll!!!!!!!!
There’s that party I’m hosting
While my brains are roasting
Just dunk my head out in the snow
My life is scary stories
And tales of the glories of
Who I was not long ago
It's the most wonderful time of the year
(but not over here.)
With the migraines hell-belling
Yet everyone telling me “Be of good cheer”
It's the most blunderful time
Yes, the most Underworld time
Oh, the most blunderful time
(thanks for dragging me down to Hell)
🍻 WITH YOUR BEER! 🍻
© 2023 Hartebeast
“And Granny fell down in the snow” — that was hilarious!
There was some really fun rhymes in this merry merry piece ;)